sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
Somebody missed a comma…I think.
The Indian Thing
So I told my parents today about my girlfriend. My mom was calm and happy for me. At the same time she was nervous, and questioning my motives. All in all, it went great. It didn’t help that my mom shot me in the face with a toy gun, bought only yesterday.
On the plus side, I’m still alive, well and extremely happy with murdervagina in my life. On the down side, my parents are going to keep close watch on my academic progress.
This just means that I have too many valuable things to give up or lose. But that won’t falter my resolve. I am happy to strive to be a good son, great partner, and a fantastic human being.
"bollocks" is such a funny word to me like what is a bollock
it’s literally a testicle
are you telling me that “bollocks” is literally just the english way of cursing “balls”
are you telling me that people didn’t know that
Not knowing what bollocks means can’t be ignorance. But I wonder how nobody knew that?Who didn’t say it out loud and then realize “Ball-lucks…OHHHH!!” ??